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Sat, 17th Nov. 2007, 13:15
Web Addresses
The Top ten unintentionally funny web addresses. They really would have
benefited from a Hyphen here or there:
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the
agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com <http://www.whorepresents.com/>
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com <http://www.expertsexchange.com/>
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net <http://www.penisland.net/>
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com <http://www.therapistfinder.com/>
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com <http://www.powergenitalia.com/>
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com <http://www.molestationnursery.com/>
7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com <http://www.ipanywhere.com/>
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com <http://www.cummingfirst.com/>
9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their
whacky website:
www.speedofart.com <http://www.speedofart.com/>
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com <http://www.gotahoe.com/> Fri, 29th Jun. 2007, 18:26
More Tests
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) | Personality | You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are slutty (82%), horny (64%), intellectual (63%), greedy (60%). | | | Stereotypes | | Punk Rock | 87% | | White Trash | 73% | | Geek | 53% | | | | Life Experience | | Sex | 77% | | Substances | 54% | | Travel | 18% | | Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 61% of the time. | | Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 93% of those who have taken this test, and 33% more than the U.S. average.
| If your life was a movie, it would be rated NC-17.
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically,
orally, and By hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
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If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
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Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
An old Joke that is was sent but I thought was worth posting. Having just re read that sentence, How bad is that English? What it should have said is: An Old Joke that it is, I still thought it was worth posting. ( Old Joke )
and I don't see a train at the station for two and a half hours. 06:55 After 25 minutes of waiting for a train, that should have arrived at 06:30, I decided that I could at least drive ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mrsbioguyver to work and save her day being ruined. 07:20 I returned from this uneventful trip where the roads were clear there was still no train at the station and I was still expected to wait for the 06:38 that I had originally turned up for. I went home knowing I could see the train arrive in plenty of time to get on it. 08:45 Decide to head to satation and find out what is happeneing and if any trains are running where the guy in the station tells me a train is due at 09:00. I thought I could use this until he informed me it was a non stopping service to Central London as all the trains were now in the wrong places. I could expect a stopping service by 10:00. I promptly phoned my boss to tell him the good news and he instructed me to stay at home and write documentation :-) After 2 hours of writing crap about nothing for work LJ was calling and a break was needed.
Why is it that the morning I need to be at work on time with some breathing space before a planned customer change, the DLR is Fucked. I mean it got me here on time but only just and I was a sardine for most of the journey. I wouldn't mind so much but I travel at 06:30 in order to miss this kind of Cattle herding and I left myself a 30 minute window for errors on a journey I do everyday with no problems. Oh well I guess it just means I am later reading the news and eating breakfast than normal.
Mon, 22nd Jan. 2007, 11:51
Scam Alert!
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close miss yesterday. I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some fella dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
| You're Totally Sarcastic | 
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. |
Sun, 21st Jan. 2007, 21:09
True
| You Are 65% Impulsive | 
You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility.
It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions.
But you could care less. While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life! |
Sun, 21st Jan. 2007, 21:03
Hmmm
| You've Experienced 68% of Life | 
You have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get.
And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years. |
| You Passed 8th Grade Science | 
Congratulations, you got 6/8 correct! |
Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
"You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
What a sack of shit this weather is at the mo. London is experiencing some servere winds right now and although its not cold out the wind is biting. As usual the pubic transport network has taken a hit due to the heavy winds and I have to say that this time its not actually their fault. One of the stations on my usual trip home is rather high up in the open and has had to be closed as they are currently loosing glass from the windows and the trains are rocking far too much. Although I except this is a safety issue being forced to walk from the station before to the station after the closed station in this weather was not fun. Specifically as the bridge that is used to cross the water is also closed thus forcing you to walk round the out side of the docks. I have to say it will help keep me fit all this walking into the wind and I am strong enough to cope with it but watching kids flapping in the wind as they hold on to mums hand is rather amusing. So after 3 different trains I get half way home and then find out that the overland that I have been waiting for in the wind and rain for 10 mins is cancelled. Off to a bus I go. So finally catch a bus and all I have in my ear is to old farts bitching abouthow its not cold enough to kill the germs and if the weather wasn't so mild there would be more room on the bus cos the kids will stay in doors. They wanna come round here where the kids are still out in just the smallest of clothing when the weather is 50 below and there is snow on the ground. Either way two and a bit hours later I am home. I wonder what tomorrow will bring.....
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